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January 7, 2005

George Bush: The Sequel (Or: “The Rove Script”)

You’re Karl Rove.

You’re probably the best screenwriter (and script doctor) in the history of American politics.  You just got your man re-elected by squeezing every little last bit of juice you could out of the 9/11 episode.  The story line you built, though, (“Terror War”) is wearing thin, particularly in foreign distribution.  Also, the part of the script that those pointy-headed neocons inserted about Saddam Hussein has gone through innumerable rewrites, but just keeps getting more dismal.  (In fact, the latest version tested so badly, it nearly handed the Oscar to a second rate actor from some blue state studio.)

Knowing the last script was a little dark — and that the public can only absorb so much of the war and spy genre, you set your mind to creating a completely new plot concept.  So you start sketching out a few ideas. (Hey, how about a superhero who rescues America from an aging Franklin Roosevelt, who, having never really died, has turned into a monster?) 

Suddenly, just sitting around the house the day after Christmas, you see that a giant wave has risen up and devastated a large swath of Southern Asia.  Besides killing over a hundred thousand people, it’s rumored to have killed more than three-thousand Americans.  More than three-thousand Americans.  After finally rousing the boss (who doesn’t like to be disturbed, especially on vacation) you start thinking about this.

Having just extended your contract, your idea was was to create a whole new picture, giving your leading man a more domestic feel.  You envisioned a a family-type story, set in the heartlands.  On the other hand, you spent so much time setting up all that international intrigue, the Islamic thing, the good versus evil– and now, this huge Asian thing is going down. 

So, instead of starting from scratch, maybe the idea is to create a sequel.  You still go the warm fuzzy route, but on an international scale.  Instead of shooting in Baghdad, however, you get some new locations, starting off in Indonesia, and the tropics — places with more color and softer light, and where they need a lot of help.  You can even introduce the hero’s father and brother in the first scene.  And, what of those other loose ends?  You could cast a few Frenchmen.  And Germans.  Hey, maybe even do a love scene at the U.N.!

In fact, why not start off by basically redoing the 9/11 scenario?  Except, this time, the disaster is a natural one.  Again, the media can costar.  TIME magazine.  Diane Sawyer.  They’ll think it’s a completely new script.  Just one thing, though.  Most of that war/terror stuff has got to come out.  If fisticuffs are needed, keep it to the back-story. 

This time, it’s gonna be all human face.

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(Image 1: Missing person photo at Phuket International airport in Phuket, Thailand, Monday, Jan. 3, 2005. Credit: AP/Richard Vogel on YahooNews)

(Image 2: Colin Powell in front of missing persons billboard outside tsunami relief center in Phuket, Thailand, Tues. Jan. 4, 2005.  Credit: AP/Vincent Yu on YahooNews)

  • ya

    3000 dead americans? I’d read only something like 27. Saw 5000 missing, then 2000 or something, but how many of these are actual victims, and not just long lost relatives.
    On a personal note. A good friends sister was there in Thiland, and left an hour before the tsunami hit to go snorkeling at a more inland bay, leaving her coastal house. She returned a few hours later, to see that the family and the house where she was staying gone, totally, everyone died.
    Imagine how she feels, what a variety of emotions.

  • http://blog.thought-mesh.net Annoying Old Guy

    What’s depressing to me about this post is the conversation just a few posts back, in which President Bush was lambasted for spinning. Contrary to your base insinuation here, Bush was fast off the mark at getting real help to the victims, as even jr admitted. This post makes my wonder why I would tant to have a conversation with someone so impervious to facts.

    P.S. If you want to lambast someone for spinning instead of helping, why not Kofi Annan, who is busy spending his time taking credit for other people’s efforts while the UN staff spends its time in nice hotels with fancy cars having meetings. Aren’t you just the flip side of this post, caring far more about spinning against Bush than the disaster or its victims?

  • Michael/BAGnews

    AOG,

    I think there is a fundamental difference in the way you and I look at Bush.

    You look at my criticisms as taking issue with his general political maneuvers. In that regard, I think you find me hypocritical for calling Bush out over “what every politician does.” That’s why you can hold up my critiques and compare them to particular actions of people like Kofi Annan or Clinton, and then ask why I wouldn’t hold others to the same level of circumspection.

    I think you’re missing where I’m coming from. You can agree with me or not (and I know it’s perhaps more of a psychological take) but my problem with Bush runs deeper than the spinning of issues or the “business as usual” of day to day politics.

    The reason I criticize Bush’s duplicitousness, specifically, is because I see him as fundamentally unable to relate to other people (including the American people) in any kind of genuine and/or empathetic way.
    At the very same time, he has propagated an image of himself (the need to so thoroughly “construct” an image already evidence of his superficiality) as somebody whose character is based in compassion. (That’s why I hammer him for taking three days to respond to the tsunami. It was not because he was caught off-guard, like anybody might have been. It’s not even because he didn’t feel anything was wrong so much as the fact that he has a script he follows about being the most feeling guy in the world, and he stands before us, day after day, and has the absolute audacity to just read from it — in monotone.)

    Of course, being a politician, I have already granted Bush the requisite room one affords a politician to be hard, to work the system, and to spin, spin, spin. There is no way I would take such vehement issue with him for this activity. Bush is going to do it, so is Annan, and so is Clinton, etc. Also, I’m not just being singularly harsh on Bush. I had all types of problems with Clinton and I can see all kinds of faults in Annan, as well. However, I could sense that Clinton, in spite of his weaknesses, and his spinning skills, had a much better sense of who he was (when he was on the job, I mean, which is where it mattered), and unquestionably had the capacity to feel what he charged with, and take a deep and genuine interest in the world. God knows Annan does too, given what he has chosen to involve himself with.

    On the other hand, I look at Bush and I feel so sorry for him and for the country. It’s not that he doesn’t give a shit. It’s that he actively sought the role of leader of the free world knowing (at least at some level within himself) that he hasn’t (yet) developed the emotional capacity to.

    We can argue about what kind of politician he is, and what kinds of political moves he makes until the cows (or the troops) come home. But, my problem is what kind of man he is, and why for God’s sakes he thought he had what it took to lead our people.

    An even slightly bigger man would have been satisfied to become commissioner of baseball — which is where Bush’s heart really was before he fell for Rove.